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November 17, 2012


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So you are going to go to middle school : D Time to teach how to become a typical middle school girl, from a typical one myself!!! There aren't too many rules ;D

1. If you don't wear makeup, you are ugly
2. If you are friends with a guy, YOU ARE DATING : D No matter what. Everyone will ship you and make your entire friendship awkward!! YAYY fun time right??!
3. If you have any sexuality besides straight, you are a pedophile creeper!! No exceptions!!
4. If you like your parents. NO LIFE TEEHEE. no matter how good and kind they are!! It is cool to have a terrible life and act emo. It is hot, isnt it?
5. The only talent you can have is cheerleading ^-^ Or vollyball, any activity where you dont expose your body is for loozers. If you draw, play chess, NO LIFE HAHA
6. Better start making every girl hate you! Only be with guys and claim you are a gamer ;D If you have only girl friends, socially awkwardness can be the only reason! Just pick on them a bit, then you dont have a choice!
7. BE KAWAII =^w^= giggle and scream for no reason!! It is plain adorable and no one finds it annoying!
8. If anyone is prettier or skinnier than you, call them a slut, make them feel worse than you (: are you really not as good if they think you are better? I THINK NOT! Just put others down, then they will look up to YOU!
9. God forbid you EVER. EVER. Have a blemish!! No one has blemishes anymore! Having a blemish is pretty much only for ugly freaks!
10. Let no one see you without makeup! Look like a whore and slap on your entire makeup bottles while you are at it! Don't worry, no one will call you a whore. If they do, just put on some more and go depressed =3 There has to be a reason they consider you that, but it is definetly not because of any of these things.

There is just a few rules ;D break any and your social life is RUINED

Be perfect :3 every normal girl is perfect right?!

I really hope people understand this is sarcasm
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This is sad, but so true. :iconfacepalmplz:
Hollyleaf18 Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All of these are true at my Middle School. All of them. XD
DrawLiekMad Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so true. XDD There's this girl that wears ten gallons of makeup, and hates me. XD She knows I draw a LOT, and she hates video games and all that. Whenever me and my friends draw and joke around, she's over there being all emo and disgusted. The other day she actually said, "Am I the only one who doesn't like to draw, read, and play video games?" And I actually spoke up and said, "Judging by the silence, yes. Yes you are." And she just sat there, because she knew I was right.

I know this sounds like I'm not taking the sarcasm and being all sophisticated and crap like that but OH WELL. At least I know I'm not. c:
Skipskatt Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Your comeback for what she said was glorious.
DrawLiekMad Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. XD
p-i-c-k-l-e-s Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy fuck



Raysaur Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! Pug, you really hit the nail on the head! YOUR SOCIAL LIFE IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Georgia-Spirits Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Vuhuchenlein Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist

ah thaanks

finally i know what to do.

everybody hates me in school and ignores me,calls me a whore



i got in a new lass on middle school =.=

even my best friend hates me.
Raysaur Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*Pat* You can make!
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